Saturday, November 28, 2015

Toyota

When I was a kid,  I thought my dad was a really progressive guy because he always took his car to the Japanese-Auto Repair Shop.

I thought:

"wow, my Dad is friends with everyone, even the kind Japanese people at the Auto-Repair Shop."

The truth is, he drove a Toyota that needed to be serviced at (you guessed it) the Japanese...Auto...Repair Shop...

I believed many things as a child.

Cats & Planes

The back of an airplane looks like the back of a cat.


Landscapes

The landscape reveals the landscape of life--

so in the same way the landscape is momentous and dangerous and beautiful and thrilling and exotic and fun--

So it goes with life.

Hoodwinked in Paris

Don't let them put that bracelet on you.

If you ever go to the Basilica of the Sacred Heart in Paris, Franceland-- you'll be offered a bracelet by a few SUPER amiable African dudes.

DON'T LET THEM PUT THE BRACELET ON YOU.

In my ignorant naivety, I thought, as they promised me, that this process of getting a bracelet upon the steps of this pretty church was all part of "tradition."

Did I mention they were amiable?  Seriously.  These folks should be teaching charisma classes or something different than trying to hoodwink dumb tourists into spending 40 euro on a bracelet that cost 5 cents to make.

I ended up giving the dude 20 euro, barely realizing what I was doing.  I was hoodwinked at this church is Paris that I could barely pronounce the name of with my anglo-irish-californian mouth.

I go in the church, the mood is somber but I am IRATE!

But the minute I turned back to find the crafty African dudes-- they were gone.  It was amazing.  I was angry and I also couldn't help but being little impressed.

They turned me into a huge sucker that day.  They totally won.