That man is peeing.

His feet, on the sidewalk, his urine splashing in the street.  I'm across the street on my lunch break eating a crumpet (no joke here.  Delicious stuff) and suddenly I can't stop staring at this man and his liquids spilling out of him. Coincidentally,  I was drinking an apple cider and wasn't thirsty for the drink anymore.

He was peeing in the street for all to see. It would totally be sad if it wasn't so hilarious, know what I mean?  

My friend who works at the crumpet shop (again- yes, a real thing) was passing by taking the trash out and asked me how my lunch was going.  I didn't stop my cold, blank stare at the man and was only able to reply with:"that man is peeing."  

I also passed one, two, three, four, five , six, seven people on my way home who desperately asked me for a dollar...and that was only the first 4 blocks.  

Happy Saturday, America!  Whoa.

We just took a quick turn to the sober "ufunny land," didn't we? 
I just kept writing and that's what happened.  
You're welcome or I'm sorry, I haven't decided yet.