Friday, January 3, 2014

Airbud is for real

So I played basketball with my dog today.

We just got a dog called "Draco" so, well, we have a lot of fun with that naturally.  Saying stuff like "give it here malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom" will just never get old. 

 He's obsessed with balls.  I think he is this way, in part, because he doesn't have his anymore but, in short, nothing else exists when there's any kind of spherical shapes around.  So after a long day of throwing the tennis ball at the local park we come home and I'm a little jealous of the workout I just watched my dog get so I decide to shoot me some hoops.  

Naturally, he starts attacking the basketball and, at first, I am very annoyed.  Later, I start to play with him and he becomes the best little defensive player I've ever played against and shit I played JV high school basketball with all white people so you know that comment is legit!

The game is on.  Here are the rules: I can only shoot from behind the three point line and that only counts as one point.  Every time my dog even touches the ball, he scores a point.  

He beat me 28-39...

He's just so quick.   

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