Neighborhood Watch

(Slight Minnesotan accent, a mother, GO) "Billy and the neighbors kept keeping me up with their band music at night.  First, I asked their mom to shut them up.

That didn't work.

I even had a neighborhood meeting with the band and offered them a rehearsal space in the mornings after father chuck's sermon every other week.  

That didn't work.  

So that's when I finally bought a tank for the neighborhood watch.  

...it seems to be working."